Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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