I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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