You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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