I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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