Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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