We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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