You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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