Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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