Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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