I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.