You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.