'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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