I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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