Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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