I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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