My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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