The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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