quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was confusing and full of hummus
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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