tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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