party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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