i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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