S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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