whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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