She announced her abortion via fbk
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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