So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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