How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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