Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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