in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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Semen is not good for contacts.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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