Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Randomize
