Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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