So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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