Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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