He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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