Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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