I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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