This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
