Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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