Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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