I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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