So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
