watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
