sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it hurts more in the daytime
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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