just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
