well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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