Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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