You work out of a Hotel?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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