): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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