glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I stole a fireplace last night.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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