At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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