I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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