if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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