how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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