gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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