So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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