She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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