Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so let's talk penis.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize