all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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