I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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You don't make any sense
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Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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