No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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