How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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