Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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