Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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